Saturday, May 21, 2011

A short story.

All right, I decided that for today, I will share an experience of mine, from just this morning.
I woke up this morning, and got out of bed, and walked to my door like usual.
But then, I opened the door,
And fell through.
As I was falling down this... hole, I took a short while to look around myself.
It...
It was turtles.
All the way down.
And so, I continued falling, all the way down this seemingly endless pit.
But then, just before I reached the bottom,
Their Chief saved me.
He was this massive turtle, at least 12 feet tall, and 12 feet in diameter.
He spoke to me. And he said, "Ya'll gon' die today."
I did not know how to respond. So I said, "I liek turtles."
He stuck out his fist. I bumped it with my own.
He then sent me home.

28 comments:

  1. lollll great story.
    "yall gon die today" fckn lol'd

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  2. You live in an enchanted world.

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  3. man that story is high on lsd seriously. i mean what the- its so deep!

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  4. Is that your last night dream? Maybe you got influenced by that rapture day :D

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  5. Was that a dream? or what did you smoke?? lol Turtles are awesome, but they cant predict the end any more than that church guy. lol

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  6. If I look at your site and blink a lot, it looks like the lightning is flashing.

    Also, amazing writing.

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  7. Your world intrigues me, I would like to visit

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  8. lol so was this a dream or were you trippin?

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  9. Turtles!! Freaken Turtles. Really random story. :)

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  10. Turtles are scare creatures. Watch the big ones eat.

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  11. very nice reading, hope to see some more

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  12. Sounds like my dreams.
    My Normal dreams.

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  13. fucking turtles, they're everywhere :-D

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  14. Looking forward to more. Followed!

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