Saturday, May 21, 2011

A short story.

All right, I decided that for today, I will share an experience of mine, from just this morning.
I woke up this morning, and got out of bed, and walked to my door like usual.
But then, I opened the door,
And fell through.
As I was falling down this... hole, I took a short while to look around myself.
It...
It was turtles.
All the way down.
And so, I continued falling, all the way down this seemingly endless pit.
But then, just before I reached the bottom,
Their Chief saved me.
He was this massive turtle, at least 12 feet tall, and 12 feet in diameter.
He spoke to me. And he said, "Ya'll gon' die today."
I did not know how to respond. So I said, "I liek turtles."
He stuck out his fist. I bumped it with my own.
He then sent me home.
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28 comments:

  1. DejchMay 21, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    funny story :)

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  2. KropahMay 21, 2011 at 3:20 PM

    I like turtles.

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  3. brnMay 21, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    lollll great story.
    "yall gon die today" fckn lol'd

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  4. AlphaMay 21, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    You live in an enchanted world.

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  5. AnonymousMay 21, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    man that story is high on lsd seriously. i mean what the- its so deep!

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  6. Manuel PosadasMay 21, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    i like turtles....

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  7. BKKMay 21, 2011 at 9:38 PM

    Is that your last night dream? Maybe you got influenced by that rapture day :D

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  8. RainMay 22, 2011 at 7:47 AM

    Was that a dream? or what did you smoke?? lol Turtles are awesome, but they cant predict the end any more than that church guy. lol

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  9. Platano: 365 lifeMay 22, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    was this a dream?? lol,

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  10. Crooked LetterMay 23, 2011 at 7:42 AM

    great story mate!

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  11. Joe ClarkMay 23, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    If I look at your site and blink a lot, it looks like the lightning is flashing.

    Also, amazing writing.

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  12. zepdragonMay 23, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    Your world intrigues me, I would like to visit

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  13. irdumb2May 23, 2011 at 10:16 PM

    cool story bro :P

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  14. 3DS-GamesMay 23, 2011 at 10:32 PM

    lol so was this a dream or were you trippin?

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  15. madotsukiMay 24, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    Cool turtles.

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  16. derekjayMay 25, 2011 at 8:33 AM

    lol nice story.

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  17. Ante BabajaMay 26, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    i like your writting :)

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  18. bragtastic23May 26, 2011 at 8:08 AM

    I like turtles too =D

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  19. Patti D.May 27, 2011 at 7:48 AM

    that was crazy!

    You can visit my blog here.

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  20. gonblaterMay 31, 2011 at 8:35 AM

    Turtles!! Freaken Turtles. Really random story. :)

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  21. BerryMay 31, 2011 at 10:17 AM

    Turtles are scare creatures. Watch the big ones eat.

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  22. Da2ShaeJune 3, 2011 at 3:20 PM

    ...And then you got sober.

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  23. mindlessfrkJune 3, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    How much weed did you smoked?

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  24. DvallejJune 3, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    very nice reading, hope to see some more

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  25. GamerGanzJune 3, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    Sounds like my dreams.
    My Normal dreams.

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  26. nufcmilesJune 9, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    haha I like it

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  27. BigOryxJune 9, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    fucking turtles, they're everywhere :-D

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  28. Shreddie MurphyJune 9, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    Looking forward to more. Followed!

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