All right, I decided that for today, I will share an experience of mine, from just this morning.
I woke up this morning, and got out of bed, and walked to my door like usual.
But then, I opened the door,
And fell through.
As I was falling down this... hole, I took a short while to look around myself.
It was turtles.
All the way down.
And so, I continued falling, all the way down this seemingly endless pit.
But then, just before I reached the bottom,
Their Chief saved me.
He was this massive turtle, at least 12 feet tall, and 12 feet in diameter.
He spoke to me. And he said, "Ya'll gon' die today."
I did not know how to respond. So I said, "I liek turtles."
He stuck out his fist. I bumped it with my own.
He then sent me home.